What does Santa do when he has to go to the bathroom? I mean think about it... He's traveling almost 24 hours from house to house. He's got a tight schedule AND what about all the milk and cookies he intakes! Does he pull over at a 7/11 or just decide to use YOUR bathroom and we don't know it! So you walk in your bathroom in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and you see Santa sitting on your toilet reading the Reader's Digest! OR does he do what the astronauts do and wear Depends!! Hmmmmmmm! I guess to be on the safe side, keep your bathrooms clean or leave a Depends out for Santa with the milk and cookies this holiday season!

Don't pop the top of your CD player, put a CD in and use it as a little pottery wheel, don't use it for spinning paint art oh and don't try putting a piece of balogna on it to see how it sounds. These may sound like great ideas, but let me tell you... the outcome... is bad! 

Instead of all these debates and voting hassles. How about we take every one who wants to be president and have them compete in a Dodge ball tournement. Then the last one standing will be the leader of our country! Just make sure no one is throwing wrenches.